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SHAREHOLDER SUMMIT

Annual Shareholder Meeting

In Person + Live Streamed

Portland, OR → Summer 2026

More Details Coming Soon

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A boardroom presentation. Mike, in a white shirt and tie, points to a screen showing a K5M Share Price line graph for 2026. Two attendees watch from a marble conference table.

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The Shareholder Summit is a day for Mike to step out from behind the spreadsheet. Shareholders who have been holding shares for years finally meet each other and the person in question. The day includes a keynote from the publicly traded person, programming by the shareholders for shareholders, a gift bag at the door, lunch in the venue, and an after-party co-hosted by the Guerrilla Happy Hour team.

The 2026 edition runs under the theme ‘Long Confidence’. With KmikeyM reaching 18 years in existence it’s a celebration of longevity, adaptability, and what it takes to maintain creative engagement with the juggernaut of capitalism. These are people who kept doing their thing long enough that it stopped being a ‘project’ and became something like a career, but much weirder.

Date, program, and travel logistics will be transmitted on this page as they confirm. Shareholders unable to attend in person can watch live or catch the recordings.

SUMMIT_SPEC

THEME: Long Confidence
LOCATION: Portland, OR
DATE: Summer 2026
VENUE: Downtown PDX
TICKETS: Coming Soon
BROADCAST PARTNER: AaronPK TV

DISPATCHES

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SESSION_LOG

DOORS OPEN

Coffee + Welcome

Doors open with coffee from a specialist Portland roaster. A Shareholder gift bag at the door for every attendee. Time to greet, mingle, and settle in.

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SESSION 01

Opening Remarks

Day kickoff. MC sets the room, frames the theme, points us at the year ahead.

[HOST_TBA]
SESSION 02

Keynote: KmikeyM at 18

The publicly traded person delivers the year's keynote. The year that was, the year ahead, and the present condition of the enterprise.

[CONFIRMED]
SESSION 03

Studio Visit

A long-running creative duo walks through their full history on stage. The ‘studio’ is a conceit; the duo is in the room. Case study for the day’s theme.

[GUESTS_TBA]
SESSION 04

Panel: Selling Without Selling Out

Pacific Northwest indie commerce founders on the long-running version of the question: how do you grow the business without losing the thing that made it worth doing? Hosted on stage; recorded for distribution.

[HOST_CONFIRMED]
INTERMISSION

Lunch

Pizza, made in the venue kitchen by a guest pizzaiolo, in real time. Gift bag inspection, mingling, and a bit of room to breathe before the afternoon.

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SESSION 05

Anonymous Presentation

A long-running enterprise of dubious legality. Presenter has requested anonymity.

[ANONYMOUS]
SESSION 06

Panel: Writing Long Form

Three writers on the work that takes years to make: books, deep-research pieces, full seasons of TV. And on the longer form behind the work: writing lives kept up across decades.

[HOST_CONFIRMED]
SESSION 07

Closing Conversation

An intimate two-person conversation on supporting a creative friend over decades.

[GUESTS_TBA]
AFTER PARTY

Guerrilla Happy Hour

The long-running GHH from Alex & Mike is co-hosting the afterparty. They pay you $1 for every drink you get!

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